hard day's night

epic-humor:

the-aspect-of-oblivion:

saturgay:

masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me 

no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating. 

oh burn

(via pastcitylimits)

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

(via nowshesnakedonmyfloor)

(via sinkingdem0ns)

epic-humor:

gold-sheep:

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

my jaw just dropped

see more

(via littl3girlfromt3xas)

(via akari-orukidea)

lovecanleavetheroom:

everyone i follow on here is very sad and very good looking

(via faggot-4-life)

met4physics:

fuckyeahshorthairedwomen:

Oh, hello, sometimes I enjoy being dramatic.

this right here is the most notes my face has ever gotten.

lndoors:

if 50 thousand people reblog this i will do my homework

(via darling-youll-be-okay)

smilingwiththebeatles:

chain-of-prospit:

themarilives:

i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”

idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they both can get people pretty high

holy jesus

(via unpaidbills)